urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:brothersdaughtr The piece that does not fit Ellen Dunkel Ellen Dunkel 2008-07-18T05:46:55Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:brothersdaughtr:1018 brothersdaughtr @ 2008-07-17T22:46:00 2008-07-18T05:46:55Z 2008-07-18T05:46:55Z I couldn't do anything. My chi attacks are completely useless here and now I've got a huge freaking gash in my side. I guess it could have been worse, but...<br /><br />What <i>is</i> that thing? urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:brothersdaughtr:638 brothersdaughtr @ 2008-06-13T16:34:00 2008-06-13T23:34:52Z 2008-06-13T23:34:52Z An alchemist, a priest, and a neutron walk into a bar. The alchemist pays his tab with some rocks he's turned into gold. The priest orders plain water and turns it into wine. <br /><br />The neutron order a margarita and when he asks how much he owes, the bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"